Written by: Heavy Grinder
Unlike many of our contemporaries, we here at Sleeping Village Industries regard the act of reviewing as a purely objective process. Hence, our staff operate exclusively within the bounds of rigorous scientific methodology. Following a comprehensive certification program, we dedicate countless hours studying the latest sources of mind-bending and soul-crushing stimulation in the name of the betterment of our society. Our latest study discusses the impact of a particular stimulus (hereby referred to as Intronaut) on the nervous system of our test subject (hereby referred to as Heavy Grinder.) Upon completion of this article, Sleeping Village Industries recommends that the public takes proper precautions when conducting their own experimentation, though we consider our findings to be the authoritative conclusions. Conduct future testing at your own risk. - Ed.
We provide thoughtful reviews of music that is heavy, gloomy...and loud enough to wake us from slumber. Written by a highfalutin peasantry.
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