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The Sleeping Village's Conclave of Scribes


If you are interested in joining this shadowy collective, send a missive to: sleepingvillagereviews@gmail.com

THE ADMINISTRATOR:

Running a quaint little village requires, alas, a little bureaucracy. Someone needs to be responsible for de-mucking the decidedly medieval sewer system, digging the occasional plague pit, and rousing this rag-tag band of Villagers into fighting shape, should the marauders ever come a-marauding. This particular civic-minded individual was raised in the (honest-to-god) wilderness on a diet of prog, classic metal, and coyote flesh. His tastes grew to envelop the doomiest and deathiest subgenres, and his subsequent travels led him here, to the Sleeping Village--a place he is pleased to call home.

LOVELOTH:

Hailing from a peculiar country known as Croatia, this Lovecraftian (and curly) amalgamation dabbles in all kinds of music so you never know what's in store, or in this case, village. I heard that he loves the complex and not at all pretentious flare of prog the most. So much, in fact, that if there is a smidgen of it (or cosmos forbid post-anything) hiding in a band's sound, he will emerge from his astral Gazebo to give it a listen and potentially awake his grumpy masters. He/It/? also has/have/? a big soft spot for Devin Townsend, dissonance, and sax (in no particular order) so use that against him if he overzealously starts to recommend obscure bands. Good luck! 

ANCIENT HAND:

Ancient Hand hails from the swampy abode of Southern Florida. The Hand's most focused interests in music consist of black metal, ambient music, dungeon synth, metalcore, post-rock, and hardcore. His reviews aim to translate the incredible feelings associated with music into word form; this is typically attempted through hyperbolic metaphors, nostalgic analogies, and overblown comparisons. Should the words do a successful (enough) job conveying the music being discussed, he typically shares his thoughts. While not the most consistent in putting out reviews, Ancient Hand aims to be consistent in effectively discussing some of the least-discussed forms of music. 

BLACKIE SKULLESS

From the American city of Lancaster Pennsylvania rises Blackie Skulless and his brigade of glam and gore. Dark, grueling, and disgusting death metal is as welcome as the corniest '80s hair metal cheese that you can think of. With traditional, thrash, death, glam, and doom being his primary dishes, he's usually open to try just about anything at least once. When not headbanging or raising hell at the local bars, you'll find him buried in the depths of horror films and books, or exercising. Or perhaps, just building a Lego Star Wars set.

CONTINUOUS THUNDER

Continuous Thunder reviews even more music both inside and outside the realm of metal on his own blog, conveniently entitled...Continuous Thunder.

Grisly details, forthcoming:

IZZY

THE VOICELESS APPARITION

CARLOS

​LORD HSRAH


SHANE THIRTEEN
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